Why are we bringing god into this? [Exasperated?? And lost. He doesnβt have the physical bulk to force his way into being involved and Mahito only seems interested in going after Grell. He doesnβt like this one bit!! He is just standing here, hapless.]
[ Here's Vlad averting his gaze from the flabs, partially because he hates Mahito and doesn't want to see them, and partially because he is getting a double-dose of murderhorniness and the sight of bloody (fl)abs is doing things to him he'd rather they didn't. ]
Really, Fukuda? Surely you can do better than this, you're a serial killer!
[FUKUDA AND VLAD ARE JUST OUT HERE SUFFERING AS A FLEA FLIRTS WITH GRELL OVER MURDER.]
Aw, you're sweet—! Approval's not half-bad, huh?
[AND HE'S VIOLENT so of course he's going to be following up quite aggressively after she stumbles, pursuing with a narrowed and intensive focus and going in for PUNCH...2!! Or like, 3 or 4, or 5, who's even keeping track by this point good lord.]
[I'm not sure what sets Fukuda off more, Grell saying those words to Mahito, or the fact that she genuinely seems to mean it and isn't even trying to make him jealous. She seems to have forgotten he's here entirely.
He really wants to kill Mahito, and he wants to say it's because of Aoi, and also the other murders he took part in, but really it's just that he's jealous of the attention he's getting from Grell.
Anyway, the punch combo is convenient distraction that gives Fukuda just enough of a window to stick his drill through the back of Mahito's head. It's off center, even more than his is, but still. Hole in Brain. Also oh right since it's emotion week. He literally feels no additional emotions when he does this.]
[ Vlad winces in sympathy pain as Mahito absolutely launches forward without reprieve, but then outright JOLTS when he sees a fucking DRILLBIT emerge from Mahito's head with a spurt of blood that almost looks like celebratory fireworks.
Vlad's champagne spills all over himself and the floor.
He was absolutely NOT expecting Fukuda to make such a sudden and drastic move. Dude just went from 0 to 100 and Vlad is radiating shock. ]
[There's a startled thrill of pleasure as Mahito punches her, because she's very into that. But she does step back, trying to get space between her body and Mahito's to bring her chainsaw back into play.
And then-- that's a drill.
But after a second of surprise she goes in for the kill, chainsaw roaring.]
[ABSOLUTE MADNESS IN THIS HOUSE. Can't believe Vlad is more shocked about this than Mahito, though... He's definitely taken off his guard and his primary emotion is surprise, for sure, but - it, like most of his other feelings, seems muted.
Anyway yeah that sure is a drill bit through the head VERY FUN. ALSO VERY FUN, SWIFT DEATH IN THE FORM OF A CHAINSAW.
It will be a brilliant death, at least, in that there's like. All this blood and viscera just splatting all over the place as the chainsaw tears into him. Very fun.]
[Again I'm sorry to inform you that Fukuda thinks it's cool and powerful of Grell to do that? He's just gonna step right over Mahito's body so he can grab Grell's face and kiss her because he has to reclaim his position???
They are probably both covered in Mahito's blood and soon Grell's too thanks to furby hand vore.]
[ Wow. The preamble fight was so loud and bombastic and lengthy that the actual death itself was...unexpectedly quick. Vlad is just left standing there, stunned, for several moments.
Then his brain reboots and, well. Okay, that may have been...strange to watch (he wishes he could say unpleasant, he really wishes he could, but really he was just feeling a whole lot of arousal the whole time), but this is exactly what they came here to do, wasn't it? He explicitly asked to be a spectator on this murderdate.
So. All's well that ends well, really. (Or like. All's well that lasts well for 15 minutes, he supposes.)
Vlad pours some fresh champagne, this time into all 3 of the glasses he brought with him. He offers two of them to Grell and Fukuda and clears his throat. ]
Well. Congratulations on your successful collaborative murder. Mahito is certainly a difficult one to kill.
[She flicks gore off the chainsaw, sending it blood in a wide splattering arc that paints the walls red.
Then Fukuda steps in, and her full attention is on him as she kisses back, hard, dropping her chainsaw to grab at his clothing and pull him closer. If anyone thought that Grell's arousal would decrease now that her target is dead, they were wrong.
[Well he's not THAT surprised because it had seemed suspicious that his hand got eaten right after killing Vlad but he is still!!! mutely alarmed and concerned???]
[ Vlad jolts again and, wouldn't ya know it, spills some more champagne. Fucking hell.
Well, there's still plenty left in the glasses. He still offers them to the two murderers--in fact, he offers Grell's glass even more. Consolation champagne, to take the edge off that sting of an eaten hand? ]
Well. Now that we've got two data points to compare, it seems like there is a pattern to...that.
If that thing didn't want us to indulge, it shouldn't keep bringing people back from the dead!!
[Grell's extremely annoyed (annoyed, not angry) at this situation, but she does calm down to huffy offense while the others keep talking. She'll take that glass now, Vlad.
Please ignore the way her arm is just. Bleeding everywhere.]
[GRELL your BLOOD... Fukuda looks like he wants to do something about it but??? He has nothing to stauch the blood with and she seems fine ignoring it...
So he will just take the other glass with his bloody crime hands. He's also a bit annoyed.]
I mean it's only this week, right? Nothing happened to Steven when he killed Vlad. It just seems inconsistent.
[Oh boy TIME HAS ELAPSED AND MAHITO'S JUST POPPIN' BACK UP FROM THE FLOOR LIKE A SPRING DAISY with a little startled sound. After a beat, he looks down at his shredded shirt, plucking at some of the bloody scraps with his fingers before tapping his forehead just to make sure the hole is gone. Look, he's heard Double Dying doesn't stick, but you gotta make sure about these things!
Anyway, very seriously:]
--Hmmm, that was a 7.
[HIS RANKING FOR BEING KILLED THAT HE JUST CREATED.]
[ just ROLLS HIS EYES distastefully at Mahito, although he can't help but admit it's pretty interesting to see someone come back from death here. He's never stuck around long enough to see it, nor could witness it happening to himself. ]
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[Exasperated?? And lost. He doesnβt have the physical bulk to force his way into being involved and Mahito only seems interested in going after Grell. He doesnβt like this one bit!! He is just standing here, hapless.]
How am I supposed to impress Grell like this....
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Really, Fukuda? Surely you can do better than this, you're a serial killer!
[ VLAD CAN'T HAVE BEEN KILLED BY SUCH A WEENIE ]
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Oh! You're such a handsome guy~ Really my type!
[She's actually so distracted by flabs that that kick connects, sending her stumbling.]
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Aw, you're sweet—! Approval's not half-bad, huh?
[AND HE'S VIOLENT so of course he's going to be following up quite aggressively after she stumbles, pursuing with a narrowed and intensive focus and going in for PUNCH...2!! Or like, 3 or 4, or 5, who's even keeping track by this point good lord.]
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He really wants to kill Mahito, and he wants to say it's because of Aoi, and also the other murders he took part in, but really it's just that he's jealous of the attention he's getting from Grell.
Anyway, the punch combo is convenient distraction that gives Fukuda just enough of a window to stick his drill through the back of Mahito's head. It's off center, even more than his is, but still. Hole in Brain. Also oh right since it's emotion week. He literally feels no additional emotions when he does this.]
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Vlad's champagne spills all over himself and the floor.
He was absolutely NOT expecting Fukuda to make such a sudden and drastic move. Dude just went from 0 to 100 and Vlad is radiating shock. ]
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And then-- that's a drill.
But after a second of surprise she goes in for the kill, chainsaw roaring.]
Come on! Show me a brilliant death!
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Anyway yeah that sure is a drill bit through the head VERY FUN. ALSO VERY FUN, SWIFT DEATH IN THE FORM OF A CHAINSAW.
It will be a brilliant death, at least, in that there's like. All this blood and viscera just splatting all over the place as the chainsaw tears into him. Very fun.]
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They are probably both covered in Mahito's blood and soon Grell's too thanks to furby hand vore.]
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Then his brain reboots and, well. Okay, that may have been...strange to watch (he wishes he could say unpleasant, he really wishes he could, but really he was just feeling a whole lot of arousal the whole time), but this is exactly what they came here to do, wasn't it? He explicitly asked to be a spectator on this murderdate.
So. All's well that ends well, really. (Or like. All's well that lasts well for 15 minutes, he supposes.)
Vlad pours some fresh champagne, this time into all 3 of the glasses he brought with him. He offers two of them to Grell and Fukuda and clears his throat. ]
Well. Congratulations on your successful collaborative murder. Mahito is certainly a difficult one to kill.
1/2 just because icons
Then Fukuda steps in, and her full attention is on him as she kisses back, hard, dropping her chainsaw to grab at his clothing and pull him closer. If anyone thought that Grell's arousal would decrease now that her target is dead, they were wrong.
When Vlad speaks, she does step back. And then--]
2/2
You piece of shit!
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It happened again...
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Well, there's still plenty left in the glasses. He still offers them to the two murderers--in fact, he offers Grell's glass even more. Consolation champagne, to take the edge off that sting of an eaten hand? ]
Well. Now that we've got two data points to compare, it seems like there is a pattern to...that.
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[Grell's extremely annoyed (annoyed, not angry) at this situation, but she does calm down to huffy offense while the others keep talking. She'll take that glass now, Vlad.
Please ignore the way her arm is just. Bleeding everywhere.]
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So he will just take the other glass with his bloody crime hands. He's also a bit annoyed.]
I mean it's only this week, right? Nothing happened to Steven when he killed Vlad. It just seems inconsistent.
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ANYWAY.
Vlad grabs his own glass of champagne and lifts it up. ]
A toast, to a successful...murder date?
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Oh, it's certainly not over yet.
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It's not?
[This is news to him.]
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[ th-there's more? ]
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Anyway, very seriously:]
--Hmmm, that was a 7.
[HIS RANKING FOR BEING KILLED THAT HE JUST CREATED.]
This was my only shirt...
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We can get you another shirt, probably?
[No he can't skate through that;]
Are you ranking the murder? Can't you pick a different number.
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Really now? Is that really your priority?
[ he addresses this to both Mahito and Fukuda. ]
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What could we have done to improve~?
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