If it's not seven, then it has to be six! It can't be any higher, Gu Yun's already eight. [To Fukuda, first. Then, to Vlad:] It's important!
[IS IT????
That said, he seems mollified by the suggestion that he'll be getting another shirt... It's going to be the I L*VE HELL sweater. His very serious critique is just:]
It was way too short! Don't just come hopping outta nowhere and stick a drill through my head before I can even get warmed up, geez.
Oh, I hate to hear that an encounter was short! I have more stamina than that!
I'm sure we could come up with something~ else~ you might enjoy... [Oh sorry did you think Grell had stopped radiating horny vibes? No she's still very turned on.]
[THEY MIGHT BE WEIRD BUT GUESS WHAT, THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET WEIRDER.]
Wow, is this a regular thing? [He says, either not noticing or not caring to comment on the fact that Grell's wholeass HAND IS MISSING NOW????? (It's definitely the latter, god bless.)]
How cute! If I knew it was a date, I wouldn't have been so rude about it. [THIS IS A LIE.
Terrible horny vibes, though. He props his chin up with the heel of his palm, casting a smile Grell's way that might be pretty to a normal creature if it weren't for all the blood and gore. Good thing none of them are normal creatures?! Well. Vlad is fuckin normal compared to these other three. God.]
Well, you do seem to know how to have a good time.
[Oh??? Fukuda is a bit confused but he's not opposed to the direction this is threatening to take and frankly I think that is one of the worst things about him. Like he's not even excited or gung ho about it, he's just like. Passively on board. He's just happy to be included! He better be included anyway, or he's turning his drill back on.]
Well, it can't really become a regular thing, if we lose a hand every time... [He's vaguely disappointed?]
But maybe I should be punishing you both for ignoring me.
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[IS IT????
That said, he seems mollified by the suggestion that he'll be getting another shirt... It's going to be the I L*VE HELL sweater. His very serious critique is just:]
It was way too short! Don't just come hopping outta nowhere and stick a drill through my head before I can even get warmed up, geez.
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[HE CAN'T DO? ANYTHING ELSE? Look at him, he's a twig.]
A six is fine. This was all really Mr Vlad's idea, anyway.
[Grell might disagree but it's fine.]
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Not all of it. Just the part about accompanying them on a second of these, ah, murder dates.
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I'm sure we could come up with something~ else~ you might enjoy... [Oh sorry did you think Grell had stopped radiating horny vibes? No she's still very turned on.]
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Wow, is this a regular thing? [He says, either not noticing or not caring to comment on the fact that Grell's wholeass HAND IS MISSING NOW????? (It's definitely the latter, god bless.)]
How cute! If I knew it was a date, I wouldn't have been so rude about it. [THIS IS A LIE.
Terrible horny vibes, though. He props his chin up with the heel of his palm, casting a smile Grell's way that might be pretty to a normal creature if it weren't for all the blood and gore. Good thing none of them are normal creatures?! Well. Vlad is fuckin normal compared to these other three. God.]
Well, you do seem to know how to have a good time.
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Well, it can't really become a regular thing, if we lose a hand every time...
[He's vaguely disappointed?]
But maybe I should be punishing you both for ignoring me.