Death match?! No, no! That'd be barbaric! Just a match to whoever tires out first. How else was I supposed to trust that Jazmine was being honest with me? It would've been all too easy to lie. And actions speak louder than words, after all.
Oh, you must have misheard. The nanobots couldn't do any harm to her! As I said, all they do is monitor vitals to prevent the suit's ill effects.
As for what I said...it was, perhaps, a bit harsh, yes. I merely engaged in a bit of wordplay--emphasizing the seriousness of the situation with her own words. Perhaps I should not have been so flippant. I would never have let any serious harm come to her!
Honestly, I truly do think of both of them as my own flesh and blood. Unfortunately, they've made me out to be some kind of villain and want nothing to do with me, even though I would be such a good guardian to them both.
[ He realizes what he's just done and straightens back up again, clearing his throat. ]
Ah, my apologies. The Box Ghost is...a highly prolific nuisance. Very frustrating, you see.
But no, no, the boy you saw in the containment box--his name is "Danny Phantom" [ he does air quotes and says the name mockingly, because it's sooooo much worse than fucking Vlad Plasmius. ] and despite his ghostly status, he really is simply a young boy in need of guidance.
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[Like. He did hear that.]
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As for what I said...it was, perhaps, a bit harsh, yes. I merely engaged in a bit of wordplay--emphasizing the seriousness of the situation with her own words. Perhaps I should not have been so flippant. I would never have let any serious harm come to her!
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[It seems considerably more than a bit if he was willing to hurt that girl if she betrayed him.]
Well, either way, I'm glad you wouldn't hurt her.
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Honestly, I truly do think of both of them as my own flesh and blood. Unfortunately, they've made me out to be some kind of villain and want nothing to do with me, even though I would be such a good guardian to them both.
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[Increasingly confused by the minute.]
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We do not! Talk! About that godforsaken NUISANCE!
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[What a wildly extreme reaction! Omi looks concerned and then very thankful he hasn't started any souffles yet.]
You okay over there?
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Ah, my apologies. The Box Ghost is...a highly prolific nuisance. Very frustrating, you see.
But no, no, the boy you saw in the containment box--his name is "Danny Phantom" [ he does air quotes and says the name mockingly, because it's sooooo much worse than fucking Vlad Plasmius. ] and despite his ghostly status, he really is simply a young boy in need of guidance.
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[Why? That's not cool or intimidating.]
Hmm... So you kind of want to adopt both of them?
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[ well, really he only wants Danny. But he knows he can't just say that, it would sound so rude. And Jazz isn't half bad herself. ]
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[Make them 1v1 to prove their loyalty to you.
Yeah, no matter how he looks at it, it's really very strange.]
Anyway, if you come back in an hour the pies will be done.
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[ tbh he forgot you were even baking at all ]
What sort, if you don't mind my asking?
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They seemed rather testy with me the week they were here, when I had laid out my own treats for everyone to take as they pleased.
Have you spoken with them at all?
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I know they do eat.
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Well. I suspect Gluttony might view handing out free food as infringing on their territory.
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