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[niceguyferatu]

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[niceguyferatu]

[ slams both his fists down furiously on the kitchen counter ]

We do not! Talk! About that godforsaken NUISANCE!

[housewolf]

Uh...

[What a wildly extreme reaction! Omi looks concerned and then very thankful he hasn't started any souffles yet.]

You okay over there?

[niceguyferatu]

[ He realizes what he's just done and straightens back up again, clearing his throat. ]

Ah, my apologies. The Box Ghost is...a highly prolific nuisance. Very frustrating, you see.

But no, no, the boy you saw in the containment box--his name is "Danny Phantom" [ he does air quotes and says the name mockingly, because it's sooooo much worse than fucking Vlad Plasmius. ] and despite his ghostly status, he really is simply a young boy in need of guidance.

[housewolf]

There's somebody out there that named themselves the 'Box Ghost'?

[Why? That's not cool or intimidating.]

Hmm... So you kind of want to adopt both of them?

[niceguyferatu]

Exactly!

[ well, really he only wants Danny. But he knows he can't just say that, it would sound so rude. And Jazz isn't half bad herself. ]

[housewolf]

That's... probably one of the weirdest ways to show it.

[Make them 1v1 to prove their loyalty to you.

Yeah, no matter how he looks at it, it's really very strange.]

Anyway, if you come back in an hour the pies will be done.

[niceguyferatu]

Ah, right!

[ tbh he forgot you were even baking at all ]

What sort, if you don't mind my asking?

[housewolf]

I'll have blueberry, peach and key lime.

[niceguyferatu]

My, quite the variety! Any particular reason for making those over other flavors?

[housewolf]

No. I just wanted to bake, and I ended up with these.

[niceguyferatu]

You do seem to do quite a lot of baking. Anyone in particular you made these for?

[housewolf]

Hmm... Nope. I'm just used to baking for big groups at this point.

[niceguyferatu]

Have you offered any to Gluttony?

[housewolf]

You think they'd be interested?

[niceguyferatu]

I ask precisely because I think they might not be.

They seemed rather testy with me the week they were here, when I had laid out my own treats for everyone to take as they pleased.

Have you spoken with them at all?

[housewolf]

I've spoken to Envy a bit. Wrath once.

I know they do eat.

[niceguyferatu]

Ah. Right, of course. [ he didn't think they couldn't, but. good to confirm, i guess? ]

Well. I suspect Gluttony might view handing out free food as infringing on their territory.

[housewolf]

Hm... But doesn't that help the people who are aligned to them?

[niceguyferatu]

Perhaps it helps their people, but as for themself? They were quite snippy indeed.

[housewolf]

Hm... That seems odd? I don't know why they'd have it out for you specifically.

[niceguyferatu]

I think it was less myself and more that offering food in their vicinity might be an offense.

[ or at least, he thinks so. please dear god someone don't just automatically hate vlad for being vlad, weeps ]

Just a word of caution. [ pointed look at omi's pies ]

[housewolf]

I'll be careful.

[Honestly Omi doesn't know how the Avatars feel about people, but if they know their pasts...

Well.]

Thanks for the tip.