W1 CURFEW - TEA ROOM

[niceguyferatu]

bc i couldn't figure out which one to pick

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[femmefinale]

[ This... sure is musical. And Primrose would normally be highly amused, but as one of the plates spins majestically, she sighs and rests one hand over her chest. ]

I could have done that, once...

[messybench]

Babe, please don't tell me you're jealous of possessed flatware.

[femmefinale]

I haven't been able to dance all week, Eleanor. And it simply--

[ She's!! Gesturing!! LOOK AT HOW WELL IT'S MOVING!!! ]

[messybench]

It's made of porcelain! You could probably break it if you wanted to. Come on, man. It's not even that good.

[ the plate makes a pathetic whining noise ]

Oh, get over yourself! If you were really that great you'd be feeding us four course meals of shrimp right now.

[femmefinale]

[ Wow, she just. Sassed a plate. ]

You took to this remarkably well.

[liuli]

[ the most deadpan of deadpan ]

Think if I sang it a song, they might collapse?

[femmefinale]

... Is your singing truly as... ah, wondrous as your flute-playing?

[niceguyferatu]

Oh? And why can't you now?

[femmefinale]

I've lost the ability to this week.

Should it return, I'll be happy to offer you a performance.

[niceguyferatu]

Really? What a shame. What sort of dance do you do?

[messybench]

Sooooooo, is anyone else seeing all the furniture and utensils dancing like it's a Disney strip show or is it just me?

I'm not even that drunk, soooo...

[liuli]

I'd like to be more drunk.

[ watching this happen. just. why. ]

[messybench]

Think any of these dancing jabronis could call up a flask? Or, uh, alcoholic tea, like the British drink?

[ that's definitely a thing right ]

[liuli]

[ he understood like sixty percent of the words in that sentence ]

Unlikely.

[ ... however, luckily for eleanor, gu yun is always ready for a good time, which means he fiddles around wherever he put his stuff, and eventually, coughs up a bottle of red wine from the bar and sets it down with a plunk on the table. ]

However, not relying on magic has its advantages, I think.

[messybench]

You are my new favorite.

[ coming in strong with stolen alcohol, gu yun!!! ]

Hey, any of you singing glasses gonna come over here and serve us? And bring some shrimp while you're at it!

[ lumiere's gonna set eleanor on fire and she will deserve it ]

[niceguyferatu]

No...it's definitely happening.

At least the food hasn't been possessed. Yet.

[messybench]

You think all this food they're trying to tease us with is some kind of like, weird murder ritual to them? Like, sacrificing virgin food to us?

[niceguyferatu]

You think the dishware is plotting to kill us? [ said for clarification, without a hint of incredulity--Vlad has seen Enough Shit to know this is fully possible. ]

And, ah...virgin food?

[liuli]

Yes, you know, food you'd eat!

[messybench]

[ she's just trying to pretend like she's not laughing at the conversation ]

Why not? I mean, the fun castle from hell was a death trap, sooo?

[notaccurate]

I might agree, if I knew what Disney was.

[messybench]

It's a megacorporation that started off by making movies for kids and now owns most of the world thanks to capitalism.

So whoever came up with this? Definitely had a huge boner for Disney, 'cause this straight outta one of those movies.

[notaccurate]

That sounds like a monopoly.

[He knows banking so he mostly gets what she's saying.]

[messybench]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. They just hide behind a cutesy family friendly image.

[notaccurate]

[Well. This sure is a party.]

Do you think they will stop when we all go to bed?