W1 CURFEW - TEA ROOM

[niceguyferatu]

bc i couldn't figure out which one to pick

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[femmefinale]

[ This... sure is musical. And Primrose would normally be highly amused, but as one of the plates spins majestically, she sighs and rests one hand over her chest. ]

I could have done that, once...

[messybench]

Babe, please don't tell me you're jealous of possessed flatware.

[femmefinale]

I haven't been able to dance all week, Eleanor. And it simply--

[ She's!! Gesturing!! LOOK AT HOW WELL IT'S MOVING!!! ]

[messybench]

It's made of porcelain! You could probably break it if you wanted to. Come on, man. It's not even that good.

[ the plate makes a pathetic whining noise ]

Oh, get over yourself! If you were really that great you'd be feeding us four course meals of shrimp right now.

[femmefinale]

[ Wow, she just. Sassed a plate. ]

You took to this remarkably well.

[messybench]

[ she did it for you, primrose (??) ]

Yeah, well, crazier shit's happened. Let's be real.

The point is, don't get hung up about some lame silverware. You're way better than some dancing forks.

[liuli]

[ the most deadpan of deadpan ]

Think if I sang it a song, they might collapse?

[femmefinale]

... Is your singing truly as... ah, wondrous as your flute-playing?

[liuli]

Naturally.





[ so it's terrible ]

[femmefinale]

I say this with all of the fondness I can muster...

[ She slowly shakes her head. ]

Please do not.

[niceguyferatu]

Oh? And why can't you now?

[femmefinale]

I've lost the ability to this week.

Should it return, I'll be happy to offer you a performance.

[niceguyferatu]

Really? What a shame. What sort of dance do you do?