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[niceguyferatu]

this came up when i googled clown shitpost

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[niceguyferatu]

Does it matter if it's out of spite or any other reason or not, if they're trying to get me killed?

How was I supposed to know that apparently Wrath is a lovely person to everyone but me?

[commedia]

Well, all one needs to do is to better their reputation these coming days, yes? Especially with the way you acted this past week...

[A sigh.]

I do also recommend maybe thinking a little before you say things?

[niceguyferatu]

...hmph. Very well. I did let myself get...a little carried away this week, I suppose.

[commedia]

[A gentle pat on the shoulder.]

See? You understand well. Now, you have to change things around for the next few days. Display what kind of man you really are!

[niceguyferatu]

Mmm, and let everyone else see just how desperate I am for the barest scraps of their generosity, yes?

[commedia]

Oh, so do you prefer dying horribly through public execution? How bold of you!

[niceguyferatu]

[ god, he is. visibly struggling with this, actually. Like, yeah, obviously he doesn't want to die a gruesome death in front of everyone, but he also can't stomach the thought of lowering himself to grubbing for basic respect and decency.

He opens his mouth to say something, but. he actually. doesn't? He is really having a hard time deciding between these two things. ]

[commedia]

[Douman just smiles, cat-like.]

Mmmm? What was that? Death over dignity? I didn't take you for such a daredevil, Vlad! If that's the case, maybe we should kill you now to save the rest of your pride from dwindling away! How about it?

[niceguyferatu]

Fine! Very well. I'll...try to be nicer. This coming week.

[ He looks like it physically pains him to say this. ]

[commedia]

[A delighted clap.]

Good for you! I knew you could do it!

[niceguyferatu]

[ don't patronize him, clown ]

[commedia]

[hehehehe]

...Say, to celebrate your new beginnings, want me to make you some tea or the like?