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this came up when i googled clown shitpost

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[niceguyferatu]

[ god, he is. visibly struggling with this, actually. Like, yeah, obviously he doesn't want to die a gruesome death in front of everyone, but he also can't stomach the thought of lowering himself to grubbing for basic respect and decency.

He opens his mouth to say something, but. he actually. doesn't? He is really having a hard time deciding between these two things. ]

[commedia]

[Douman just smiles, cat-like.]

Mmmm? What was that? Death over dignity? I didn't take you for such a daredevil, Vlad! If that's the case, maybe we should kill you now to save the rest of your pride from dwindling away! How about it?

[niceguyferatu]

Fine! Very well. I'll...try to be nicer. This coming week.

[ He looks like it physically pains him to say this. ]

[commedia]

[A delighted clap.]

Good for you! I knew you could do it!

[niceguyferatu]

[ don't patronize him, clown ]

[commedia]

[hehehehe]

...Say, to celebrate your new beginnings, want me to make you some tea or the like?