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Vlad Masters ([personal profile] niceguyferatu) wrote2021-02-14 07:49 pm
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-15 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
A wall of donuts. What else?

Everyone loves donuts, and they can be made from gluten-free and vegan ingredients, so it's a convenient way to suit everyone's needs.
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-15 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's easier for people to select and take their favorite donut if it's a wall! What could be better?
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-16 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[a considerable amount of time later:]

How goes the donut wall?
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-16 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

Oh! Do you need instructions? It is pretty new and hip, huh?
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-17 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Almost as nonsensical as the senior society's interests!

Should I send you an illustration? Then you won't need to get your glasses!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I really don't think you grasp the complete form of the donut wall. It's revolutionary, you realize?

Why don't you have glasses? Did you lose them? Have you checked the top of your head?
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-18 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now. You won't know until you try!

There's no need to be ashamed of your vision! Why, on the contrary, it's a great opportunity to try out a range of designer spectacles! Functional, AND fashionable!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-19 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
What so you mean? You contacted me!

Oh, I get it! Much like "inflammable" and "flammable", "insufferable" and "sufferable" mean the same thing! Hah! Well played, sir. Let's talk again when you get the donut wall up and running properly, okay? Peace!


[and that, detestably, is the last text vlad can send kaz on this day. he is stuck viewing that, unable to correct his stupid assumptions.

donut wall when]