KAZ

[niceguyferatu]

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W0, SUNDAY

[niceguyferatu]

Do you have any allergies?

[bachelorbored]

What an absolutely suspicious question to wake up to! Well, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. No allergies! But I'm not fond of astringency!

[niceguyferatu]

Ah wonderful, very good. I plan on preparing some treats for everybody and I wanted to ensure I made something everyone could partake in.

[bachelorbored]

Hmm. That might actually be pretty difficult, regardless of your intent. Allergies or otherwise, everyone has preferences, right? There's just no pleasing everyone.

Well, unless you make a charcuterie platter. Or a donut wall!

[niceguyferatu]

Oh I'm aware. I plan on making multiple different things.

[ His post-trial "I got voted for" rage is. a great motivator to bake. ]

...what on earth is a donut wall.

[bachelorbored]

A wall of donuts. What else?

Everyone loves donuts, and they can be made from gluten-free and vegan ingredients, so it's a convenient way to suit everyone's needs.

[niceguyferatu]

Yes, I understood that, but why a wall?

[bachelorbored]

It's easier for people to select and take their favorite donut if it's a wall! What could be better?

[niceguyferatu]

[ he's going to just. leave kaz on read. because he is never going to understand this child. ]

[bachelorbored]

[a considerable amount of time later:]

How goes the donut wall?

[niceguyferatu]

I am not making a donut wall.

[bachelorbored]

Why not?

Oh! Do you need instructions? It is pretty new and hip, huh?

[niceguyferatu]

No, I'm not making a donut wall because it's nonsensical.

[bachelorbored]

Almost as nonsensical as the senior society's interests!

Should I send you an illustration? Then you won't need to get your glasses!

[niceguyferatu]

[ TEXTING KAZ WAS A MISTAKE ]

I do not need illustrations because I can understand it perfectly as is! I am simply choosing not to make this donut wall because it is stupid.

AND I DO NOT HAVE GLASSES

[bachelorbored]

Somehow, I really don't think you grasp the complete form of the donut wall. It's revolutionary, you realize?

Why don't you have glasses? Did you lose them? Have you checked the top of your head?

[niceguyferatu]

Yes, revolutionarily idiotic.

I DON'T NEED GLASSES, MY VISION IS PERFECT AS IS

[bachelorbored]

Now, now. You won't know until you try!

There's no need to be ashamed of your vision! Why, on the contrary, it's a great opportunity to try out a range of designer spectacles! Functional, AND fashionable!

[niceguyferatu]

You are insufferable.

[bachelorbored]

What so you mean? You contacted me!

Oh, I get it! Much like "inflammable" and "flammable", "insufferable" and "sufferable" mean the same thing! Hah! Well played, sir. Let's talk again when you get the donut wall up and running properly, okay? Peace!

[and that, detestably, is the last text vlad can send kaz on this day. he is stuck viewing that, unable to correct his stupid assumptions.

donut wall when]