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Of course. Whatever for, a simple social occasion?
Not with anything of a time-sensitive or specific nature.
You were hoping to do this right now?
You were hoping to do this right now?
[ Fukuda, whether intentionally or not, has hit upon one of the few things that will easily get Vlad to do whatever someone else wants: by stroking his ego. ]
Ah yes, of course! I'd be more than happy to offer you any wisdom you may need. I'll be there shortly.
Ah yes, of course! I'd be more than happy to offer you any wisdom you may need. I'll be there shortly.
Alright. Thank you.
[Fukuda failing upwards as per usual. Anyway Vlad won't see Fukuda when he comes into to bar! Because Fukuda is standing behind the door with the biggest free weight he can lift which is Not very but it is still a very lot of weight being suddenly smashed down on Vlad's head!]
[Fukuda failing upwards as per usual. Anyway Vlad won't see Fukuda when he comes into to bar! Because Fukuda is standing behind the door with the biggest free weight he can lift which is Not very but it is still a very lot of weight being suddenly smashed down on Vlad's head!]
[ As Vlad walks into the bar, he frowns, seeing that it looks...empty? Where is Fukuda?
He opens his mouth to call out his name, but before he can, he feels something hit him over the head, and I'll say Fukuda for all his weakness hits him in just the right spot to knock him out in a single hit. Vlad's body crumples to the floor like a wet fleshsack. ]
He opens his mouth to call out his name, but before he can, he feels something hit him over the head, and I'll say Fukuda for all his weakness hits him in just the right spot to knock him out in a single hit. Vlad's body crumples to the floor like a wet fleshsack. ]
[Looks down at Vlad.]
I guess I could... I didn't bring my drill though.
[That's all he would WANT to do.]
And we don't know how long he's going to be unconscious.
[He is going to crouch next to Vlad's body and tilt his head to the side experimentally. Then looks up at Grell.]
Snapping a neck is at least sort of cool, right?
[WILL YOU BE IMPRESSED?]
I guess I could... I didn't bring my drill though.
[That's all he would WANT to do.]
And we don't know how long he's going to be unconscious.
[He is going to crouch next to Vlad's body and tilt his head to the side experimentally. Then looks up at Grell.]
Snapping a neck is at least sort of cool, right?
[WILL YOU BE IMPRESSED?]
[Incredible I hate how perfect these two are? Anyway Fukuda struggles a bit but after a few attempts he does manage to snap Vlad's neck. He moves to confirm it by feeling for a pulse but before he can
a furby beak emerges from the floor and bites his fucking hand off.]
Ah-
a furby beak emerges from the floor and bites his fucking hand off.]
Ah-
[A few attempts.... less cool. Grell isn't impressed but that lack of being impressed as his murder skills does not lessen her fondness.
And then-- !!
That furby beak has her jumping back, swinging her chainsaw at the gaping maw. It misses.]
What the fuck!? [She's not concerned about Fukuda being okay yet, she's too surprised and very ready to pick a fight.]
And then-- !!
That furby beak has her jumping back, swinging her chainsaw at the gaping maw. It misses.]
What the fuck!? [She's not concerned about Fukuda being okay yet, she's too surprised and very ready to pick a fight.]
[Fukuda is distracted by the terrible pain of his sudden amputation, but feels it is probably a good idea to get up off the floor in case of more furby beaks?
But when he does try to suddenly stand up, the sudden weakness causes him to just keel right over next to Vlad. At least no more beaks erupt out of the floor to try to eat him, or anything else.]
But when he does try to suddenly stand up, the sudden weakness causes him to just keel right over next to Vlad. At least no more beaks erupt out of the floor to try to eat him, or anything else.]
[The fact that he can feel any concern at all from her is enough for him. He asks for so little. And he smiles up at her. He's pleased she's worried about him, but also maybe if he is calm she'll be less annoyed.
He is in a lot of pain though. It's fine.]
Ah, I'm just feeling really tired all of a sudden for some reason? Like what happens on Sunday... maybe it'll go away once my hand comes back?
[Right now though it is bleeding quite a bit.]
He is in a lot of pain though. It's fine.]
Ah, I'm just feeling really tired all of a sudden for some reason? Like what happens on Sunday... maybe it'll go away once my hand comes back?
[Right now though it is bleeding quite a bit.]
[I'm glad they are having a good date. They will have to thank Vlad for the idea when he wakes up.]
Aah... And even though it grows back... I feel like the doctor or Steven would have brought it up?
[Anyway.]
It should grow back right around when Mr Vlad wakes back up, so we can ask him to make sure. I'd like to sit down until then...
[Since he is feeling weirdly tired.]
Aah... And even though it grows back... I feel like the doctor or Steven would have brought it up?
[Anyway.]
It should grow back right around when Mr Vlad wakes back up, so we can ask him to make sure. I'd like to sit down until then...
[Since he is feeling weirdly tired.]
[He pats her hand as she gets him sat down. Do not be concerned. He will be fine.]
Aah. Maybe we're just going to be eaten piece by piece like that?
[Hopefully not! Anyway so that Lisa can come back into the room, I'm gonna jump ahead a few minutes, with Fukuda frowning down at his stump as they reach 15 minutes and it sure doesn't seem to be starting to grow back?
Vlad wyd.]
Aah. Maybe we're just going to be eaten piece by piece like that?
[Hopefully not! Anyway so that Lisa can come back into the room, I'm gonna jump ahead a few minutes, with Fukuda frowning down at his stump as they reach 15 minutes and it sure doesn't seem to be starting to grow back?
Vlad wyd.]
[ Vlad gasps awake with a wet rasp, his...diaphragm? Whatever the breathe-y tube in the neck is, still twisted in a way not meant for it to twist. The angle of his gaze relative to the rest of his body is also...very strange.
His neck is in unimaginable pain and he grimaces, trying to remember what caused this. Wasn't it his head that got hurt? His neck should be fine...
When he opens his eyes, he spots Fukuda in his chair and...does he have his hand bent out of sight?
When he speaks, his voice is hoarse. ]
Wh-what happened?
His neck is in unimaginable pain and he grimaces, trying to remember what caused this. Wasn't it his head that got hurt? His neck should be fine...
When he opens his eyes, he spots Fukuda in his chair and...does he have his hand bent out of sight?
When he speaks, his voice is hoarse. ]
Wh-what happened?
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