messybench: (i cum my good right into ur face)
Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] messybench) wrote in [personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-02-19 02:30 am (UTC)

It's made of porcelain! You could probably break it if you wanted to. Come on, man. It's not even that good.

[ the plate makes a pathetic whining noise ]

Oh, get over yourself! If you were really that great you'd be feeding us four course meals of shrimp right now.

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