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[niceguyferatu]

shitpost pending, i wanna take a nap

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W0, post execution

[niceguyferatu]

[ Vlad is standing in the rec room, looking rather stiff as he walks around the room, examining its various amenities and sundries with a newly critical eye.

Occasionally, he hums as though dissatisfied. ]

[enfangs]

[well.

white walks in and pauses.]

Oh, it's Second Place.

[that's your legacy now, vlad. sorry.]

[niceguyferatu]

[ he scoffs indignantly ]

It's not like I received that for any good reason!

[enfangs]

[a snort]

Hey, it's not like you got voted off for real, right? Think of it as a funny story you can tell people later.

[niceguyferatu]

Yes, assuming it's not a situation that repeats itself.

[enfangs]

Eh, I'm sure by then, people'll find someone new to hate.

[niceguyferatu]

You seem to have a rather low opinion of people's attention span here.

[enfangs]

I mean, am I wrong?

[niceguyferatu]

When it comes to murder? I think it's too soon to tell.

We'll find out soon, though, won't we?

[enfangs]

Probably. It's not the kind of thing that usually stops at one or two, though.

[niceguyferatu]

Oh? Do you have experience with murder sprees?

[enfangs]

Well, I won't say they weren't common where I'm from.

[niceguyferatu]

Really now? That seems a rather unfortunate way to have to live.

[enfangs]

[for some reason vlad of all people saying that and with that icon is cracking me up]

There's always shitholes on Earth, isn't there?

[niceguyferatu]

I suppose there are. Humans can be so cruel.

[ although there is the slightest raise of an eyebrow as he says it, cuz like--apparently you are from earth, but you have a very non-human horn, my dude??? ]

[enfangs]

[it's fine]

Yup. We're a pretty shitty species.

[niceguyferatu]

[ ....alright. no explanation for the horn? that's fine then, i GUESS. maybe humans just have horns where he's from. not like HE'S GONNA GET TO KNOW. ]

And you've...personally been witness to many of these murder sprees? Are there really so many where you're from that the average person sees so much death? Or do you just happen to be in a position that exposes you to it far more than average?

[enfangs]

[you gotta explicitly ask, vlad!!

he shrugs.]

Don't exactly live in a safe community.

[niceguyferatu]

Really? It must be a particularly unfortunate one...even communities with high crime rates don't have enough murder sprees for them to be commonplace.

[enfangs]

Less about high crime rates and more about it practically being a lawless land at this point, honestly.

[niceguyferatu]

Total societal collapse?

That's...rather unfortunate.

[enfangs]

Eh, we kind of brought it on ourselves.

[niceguyferatu]

Hmm. Does that make it an okay way to live, though?

[enfangs]

[he shrugs.]

Is it always about what's an okay way to live or not?

[niceguyferatu]

[ chuckling ]

Fair enough, fair enough. That is a bit too philosophical of a question, isn't it?

I suppose all that really matters is if you find it bearable yourself.

[enfangs]

Not like I know anything better.

[niceguyferatu]

Mmm. Well, by comparison, this place must seem like quite the upgrade, then.

[ I mean, yeah, there's murder, but like. Comparatively less? And also your world sounds kinda like a shithole my dude ]

[enfangs]

Well, there's some stuff I won't complain about. Getting kind of stir-crazy, though.

[niceguyferatu]

Mmm, yes. It does get rather dreary being locked inside all the time, doesn't it? A shame we can't go outside and get some fresh air.

[ stares directly into the fucking computer screen in this my 11th month of quarantine ]

w2, tuesday

[enfangs]

[white's in the kitchen, getting some food even though this week has been tiring already and it's only been one day.

when he hears someone else, he instinctively glances towards them—and immediately regrets it when something happens.]